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People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water.

Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via coolestpriest)

(Source: cachaemic, via keroball)

problematiquefav:

White girl: What are you?
Me: White & Latino
White girl: Lol you don’t look Latin. Anyway, I’m an 1/8th Cherokee, part dutch, irish, my ancestors helped settle Haiti so im technically Haitian, 1/12 crunchwrap supreme

(Source: truegayiconkellyrowland, via slapmytitties)

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crustpunkfightsback:

*DJs at a high school prom*

*only plays gangnam style*

*plays gangnam style at half speed when they request a slow song*

(via hyminh)

sappling:

indigirl94:

sappling:

how many “take me to the museum and make out with me” posts can y’all make like damn you’re horny and pretentious we get it

or maybe people are just horny but actually really like museums too because museums are really really cool and last I checked “wanting to go to a museum” and “being pretentious” weren’t mutually exclusive and museums are places that everyone can enjoy?

shut the fuck up

(via keroball)

beyonseh:

pizzaforpresident:

honestly as a white person i’ve experienced more racism most people and i say this for two reasons

  1. i grew up in a city that was 70% non-white
  2. racism against white people is socially acceptable

i’m not bitching or whatever because i don’t care

but me being white doesn’t give someone the right to come into my place of work, throw a chair at me, and then tell me to ‘go back to europe’

image

(Source: coolator, via hyminh)

buttcramps:

why are 12-15 year olds so obnoxious they roam in packs and they’re so loud for no reason i can’t wait for one of your moms to pick you up and carpool you all away

(via 1313mockingbirdlane)

killbenedictcumberbatch:

*white guy shoots up jewish community center*
*kills 3 men*
*member of the kkk*
*yells ‘heil hitler’ before being apprehended by police*
"were still unclear on a motive for the suspect"

(via meanmrmustard)

thefreshprinceofevangelion:

yo Laverne Cox dropped from number 1 on that Time’s poll and Benedict Cumberbatch is beating her out by 400 votes cmon everyone go vote for her!!!

(via vvorldwideweb)

scalded:

aimmyarrowshigh:

I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.”  What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION.  “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.

*vomits*

(Source: aimmyarrowshigh, via keroball)