People run from rain but
in bathtubs full of
White girl: What are you?
Me: White & Latino
White girl: Lol you don’t look Latin. Anyway, I’m an 1/8th Cherokee, part dutch, irish, my ancestors helped settle Haiti so im technically Haitian, 1/12 crunchwrap supreme
*DJs at a high school prom*
*only plays gangnam style*
*plays gangnam style at half speed when they request a slow song*
how many “take me to the museum and make out with me” posts can y’all make like damn you’re horny and pretentious we get it
or maybe people are just horny but actually really like museums too because museums are really really cool and last I checked “wanting to go to a museum” and “being pretentious” weren’t mutually exclusive and museums are places that everyone can enjoy?
shut the fuck up
honestly as a white person i’ve experienced more racism most people and i say this for two reasons
- i grew up in a city that was 70% non-white
- racism against white people is socially acceptable
i’m not bitching or whatever because i don’t care
but me being white doesn’t give someone the right to come into my place of work, throw a chair at me, and then tell me to ‘go back to europe’
why are 12-15 year olds so obnoxious they roam in packs and they’re so loud for no reason i can’t wait for one of your moms to pick you up and carpool you all away
*white guy shoots up jewish community center*
*kills 3 men*
*member of the kkk*
*yells ‘heil hitler’ before being apprehended by police*
"were still unclear on a motive for the suspect"
I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.” What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION. “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.